Thursday 17 September 2009

The Jester Project


A Group of year 10 SCCS BTEC Students have devised a short play which will be shown at the British Library on the 4th July 2009 at 1pm

Saturday 28 March 2009

Thursday 1 January 2009

Dead!

Sorry, I just love this song, and all the PRETTY things I can do on blogger :D

Yeah!


And if your heart stops beating
I'll be here wondering
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life
And if you get to heaven
I'll be here waiting, babe
Did you get what you deserve?
The end and if your life won't wait
Then your heart (<3) can't take this........



Have you heard the news that you're dead?
Noone ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked you anyway

Oh take me from the hospital bed
Wouldn't it be grand
It ain't exactly what you planned
And wouldn't it be great if we were dead?

Ohh dead.......



Tongue tied and oh so squeamish
You NEVER fell in love
Did you GET what you deserve?
The ending of your life
And if you get to heaven
I'll be here waiting, babe
Did you get what you deserve?
The end and if your life won't wait
Then your heart (<3) can't take this........



Have you heard the news that you're dead?
Noone ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked you anyway



Oh take me from the hospital bed
Wouldn't it be grand
To take a pistol by the hand
And wouldn't it be great if we were dead?



And in my honest observation
During this operation
Found a complication in your heart
So long, 'cause now you've
got (now you've got)
Maybe just two weeks to live
Is that the most the both you can give?



One! Two! one! two! three! four!
LA LA LA LA LA!
LA LA LA LA LA LA!
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Well come on,
LA LA LA LA LA!
LA LA LA LA LA LA!
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA...
Oh, motherfucker!
If life ain't just a joke
(LA LA LA LA LA!)
Then why are we laughing?
(LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
If life ain't just a joke
(LALA LA LA LA LA LA!)
Then why are we laughing?
If life ain't just a joke
(LA LA LA LA LA!)
Then why are we laughing?
(LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
If life ain't just a joke
(LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
Then why am I dead?

DEAD!

Tuesday 30 December 2008

Statements that sound very wrong if you're not a musician...

Things at the time that make perfect sense, but if you're not a musician you think quite differently :P

''I have a 68mm barrel'' (Clarinet barrel people)

''I was playing too hard and broke my g-string''

''Tongue Harder!'' (Reeds people)

''Don't forget to wet your dampit before sticking it in the f hole''

''You're doing the fingerings wrong!! Let's try in another position'' (Violins! :P)

''Tongue harder! Play faster!''

''Oh, crap my pad just slipped'' (Flute)

''You're taking it too fast! Slow down!''

''Your hands are too sloppy! Tighten it up! It needs to be Hard and Passionate'' (Actually said by my clarinet teacher!)

(For brass) ''Lube up!''

(Once my conductor said) ''They've been playing really well, they've really been feeling each others parts''

''Push your barrel in slightly more.''

''If the barrel won't go in, put some cork grease on it then push, hard!''

''Alternate between pushing the reed gently in and out until the desired pitch is reached''

''I broke a g-string while fingering a minor'' (MINOR CHORD)

''Don't overblow! Stop forcing it!'' (refering to the reed)

''How do you play it? We do it in 7th position...'' (For trombones)

''Don't press too hard or the hair'll get too sticky!'' (Violins and rosin (thats violin lubricant for all you dumb people))

''Get your hand further in!'' (Horns and the bell)

''Your pressing too hard! You need to move gently, like your fingers are stroking it!'' (That was the one I read off facebook. Thankyou to Sasha for that one)



:P Yes I am quite dirty minded, but it was facebook that made me think of these things, damn facebook :P
If anyone else has any other quotes then please, I emplore you, comment them :P

Thursday 18 December 2008

Wordpress

I feel Violated! Rather a short post this one, and again, just another rant about another random topic, but when I tryed to comment twice in quick sucession, on a friend's blog on wordpress, the webiste came up with the slogan:

You are commenting too quickly. Slow down.

I found that rather insulting to be honest. Jeez. What do they want me to do, not comment on the thing!

That's really annoyed me that has. And sorry for the random post, but here I feel i can jot down random balls without anyone saying anything. So you're going to have to deal with it.